IRC quotes

Now someone requested I list some favorite IRC quotes here and I don't see why not. All these are from the Raspberry Heaven diaspora.

1 Tain
2 Other

[edit] Tain

All of these are real.

[edit] Tain needs help identifying a car component

<Menacer> You'll either need to look in your owner's manual (or the aftermarket stereo manual) or pull the radio out and look.

<Tain> hmm ok

<Menacer> unless the aux ports are front-mounted, of course.

<Tain> meancer: it's under the thing you pull out that's all metal and when you put it on your skin it hurts

<Tain> *menacer

<Cpl_Ethane> tain: that's called a "cigarette lighter"

<Menacer> I do not know what you are talking about.

<Menacer> oh, hahaha

<Tain> o

<Spork> hahahahahah

[edit] Tain shaves

<Shii> Tain, have you tried shaving it

<Tain> shii: yes and it turned out horribly

<Tain> took like 2 hours and that was just my legs

<Tain>it was embarassing and i couldnt wear shorts for a month

[edit] Tain reaches cathood

<Tain> HOLY CRAP, SO THERE WAS A POWER OUTAGE IN MY HOUSE- FRIED MY KEYBOARD, THE BLUETOOTH APPLE ONE TOOK FOREVER TO GET WORKING AND NOW IT GLITCHED OUT AND CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS

<Tain> SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE

<Divine> hahaha

<Spork> JHAHAHAHA

<CuLT> press caps lock

<Tain> NO

<Tain> THAT FREEZES IT

<Spork> oh tain you are the comedy factor of RH

<Tain> AND I HAVE TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN

<konohahead[wafu]> hahaha

<Spork> that is so going in the quote db

<Spork> also

<Spork> MY KEYBOARD

<Cpl_Ethane> tain just buy a keyboard with a cord

<Tain> IF I PRESS CAPS LOK ITS GOING TO GLITCH OUT AND FLOOD THE ROOM

<Tain> SERIUOIUSKY

<Cpl_Ethane> cool

<Spork> ahah

<Cpl_Ethane> do it

<Spork> do it

<Tain> CPLK THE ONLY ONE I HAVE IS THE ONE THAT GOT FRIED

<Spork> seriously

<konohahead[wafu]> also how does a power outage fry a keyboard

<Tain> NO YOU GUYS WILL KICK ME OR SOMETHING

<konohahead[wafu]> do you have like a G15 or something

<Tain> I DONT KNOW CATHOOD

<Cpl_Ethane> PRESS CAPS LOCK DO IT NOW

<Spork> DO IT NOONE WILL KICK YOU

<konohahead[wafu]> hahaha cathood?

<Spork> haha

<konohahead[wafu]> am i that gangsta

<Divine> haha

<Tain> jpisadhoihsddddddddddddddddofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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uuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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<dm> tain is wasted

<mike|mobile> ahahaaha

<konohahead[wafu]> YES

<Cpl_Ethane> HAHAHA

<Tain> sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

sssssssssssssssschachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachas

<Tain> dsaC,

<Tain> AS;C,;

<Tain> A

<Tain> PKOI YVX

<Tain> C'

<Tain> DSAc,

<Tain> as;c,;

<Tain> a

<Cpl_Ethane> YES

<Tain> pkoi yvx

<Spork> lol

<mike|mobile> tain you stupid fuck

<konohahead[wafu]> AWESOME

<Cpl_Ethane> GO GO GO

<Divine> You've finally reached cathood

<mike|mobile> aaahahahaha

<mike|mobile> this is fucking excellent

*** Mode change "+b *!*@synIRC-26511619.hsd1.fl.comcast.net" by Divine

*** Tain has been kicked from #raspberryheaven by Divine (YES)

[edit] Tain uses words to explain things

< Tain> ddp what is "dick"

< Tain> i see it but i am afraid to touch it

< Tain> this is coming off totally wrong isn't it

[edit] Tain spells "Haruhi"

<MrVacBob> Tobita: they spelled Haruhi wrong >:(

<Tain[Haruhiism]> what?

<Tain[Haruhiism]> how can you mispell haurhi?

<Tain[Haruhiism]> er

[edit] Other

[edit] Moot, September 2003

<moot> regging 4CHAN.net

<moot> FOUR CHAN

<moot> brace for faggotry

[edit] Expanding Tilde

<garamir> NSString *pathToFile = [@"~/Desktop/aFile.txt" stringByExpandingTildeInPath]; whaaaat

<garamir> that has to be the dumbest function I've ever seen

<MysticDuck> ~~~~~~~~~~~

<MysticDuck> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

<MysticDuck> EXPANDING TILDE

<garamir> IT'S EXPANDING TOO FAST

<MysticDuck> SSSHHIIIIIITTT

<Watts> OH GOD

<garamir> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

<garamir> SHUT IT DOWN NOW

<Watts> IT WONT STOP

<garamir> NO, WE'RE TOO CLOSE TO GIVE UP

<garamir> ~~~~~~~~~

<garamir> IT'S COLLAPSING

<garamir> ~~

<garamir> ~

<MysticDuck> I CAN'T

<garamir> .

<MysticDuck> NNOOOOO

<MysticDuck> THREE YEARS OF RESEARCH

<MysticDuck> GONE

[edit] furries

background: an "idlerpg" channel is a game where you level up by idling in the channel and not saying anything

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<Projectile_Secretion> anyone have furry porn?

<Projectile_Secretion> I need it.

--> Weedums (NS@CPE00e018a618ce-CM000039c31660.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #rh-idlerpg

<Projectile_Secretion> please

<Projectile_Secretion> :(

<Weedums> he wants furry dog porn

<Weedums> for his "sister"

<Projectile_Secretion> who the fuck are you, my sidekick?

<Projectile_Secretion> shut the fuck up and let me do the talking

<Projectile_Secretion> man you people are shitcocks

<Projectile_Secretion> ima report this channel

<-- Projectile_Secretion (chuu@ip68-106-222-251.oc.oc.cox.net) has left #rh-idlerpg

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[edit] Relin

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> one of my butterflys just died :(

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> you have butterflies?

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> where do you keep them

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> i keep them in my bathroom in a cage until they come out of their crysilis

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> then i let them outside

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> but my cat got to one

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> :(

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> RIP

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> i gave it a viking funeral

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> well, without the flame

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> relin i am suprised

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> to think that you raise butterflies and set them free :)

< [HERMIONE_BROOM]otaku> how cute

< [RH]Mitsuki> <[SA]Relin> i do things to balance out beign a horrible person

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