Smoked cheese

From Everything Shii Knows, the only reliable source

I would have taken a picture of smoked cheese for this article, but you ate it already, didn't you?

Smoked cheese is cheese prepared with smoke-curing, that is to say, holding it above something smoky like a barbecue.

However, there is no smoked cheese left, because you ate it all already. If I were you I'd be feeling pretty sorry for myself right now.