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The Well Cultured Anonymous

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Category: Wikichan
THIS BOOK IS IMPORTED FROM Wikichan. IT IS REALLY DUMB AND I DON'T ENDORSE IT. Seriously, this book is stupid. You may find some parts of it helpful, but other parts are painfully obvious and/or wrong. The main reason I am saving it is because it is a lot of words that are in danger of disappearing.

The Well Cultured Anonymous is a book written by fellow Anonymous in the attempt to show others (primarily other Anonymous) how to be sophisticated, talented, and polite in today's modern world. Please note that this guide is not in a real paper book form, nor there will be any plans to realize it into that form. However, this guide is available here on Wikichan and is free to read.

Contents

[edit] Intro

You have seen them everywhere – self help topics of Anonymous begging for help with his life. Some people have no idea how they should dress other than wearing a Pantera t-shirt with jeans that their mother bought for them five years ago. Some have no idea how to approach women. And some just want to know if they should shave their pubes.

Here, my friends, is your answer. Written by anon, edited by anon, and perfected by anon. Every single tip, trick, and barrel roll you will ever need to know without having to ask for he;lp. The first chapters of this Wikibook will intend to enlighten and refresh your memory on the basics- how to look decent, how to keep in shape, and that kind of thing. Then, it will segue into other people- how to pick up women, how to handle other people, and how to have a dinner party where you don't throw food. Then, the miscellaneous things- College protips and tricks, and basically anything else you could ever want to know.

Read away. Edit away. Learn, Anonymous.

[edit] Contents

Much of this is missing. It wasn't backed up, ever. So sad too bad
If you REALLY want to read the missing bits, I've uploaded a PDF someone made to http://shii.org/b/the_well-cultured_anonymous.pdf

Read this blog for more entries that aren't here

http://wellculturedanon.blogspot.com/

[edit] Cleaning Yourself Up 

The Basics
  1. Grooming
  2. Dressing
  3. Exercise
  4. Manners
  5. Eating

[edit] Getting Cultured 

The reason this book exists
  1. Culture
  2. Books
  3. Drawing
  4. Cooking
  5. Drinking
    1. Alcoholic Anonymous
  6. Writing
  7. Music
  8. Fine Cinema
  9. Avoid Like The Fucking Plague

[edit] Work and Play 

Because that's most of your time
  1. Coworkers and Friends
  2. High School and College
  3. Work
  4. Finance and Money
  5. Getting Your Own Place
  6. Tinkering
  7. Misc

[edit] Sex and Relationships 

Because in the end, that's what you want
  1. Information for Guys on Girls
  2. Information for Girls on Guys
  3. Conversation
  4. Relationship tips/advice
  5. Seduction
  6. Sex

[edit] Disclaimer

Don't actually do anything written here. If you need advice on how to live you are stupid, get it from a professional

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